"But boss, I don’t wanna work Easter weekend!" I cry to myself since I need the hours and I’m the go to at work.

Every single tract card that’ll be given to me is going straight in the trash bin. Handing out those bits of paper that tell people they’re all sinners isn’t going to convert them on the spot. It doesn’t work, stop it! Keep that “you’re all sinners” tirade in your churches, thank you.

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How to get a startled Brynja back to sleep.

If you have caught your tiny Breton spellsword before she gets out of bed after being startled, you’re in luck since half your work is practically done for you.

Boop your Brynja on the nose with one finger and maintain contact. Slowly push her head back onto the pillow. She will go back to sleep, she cannot resist the nose boop.

Mission accomplished.

If your Brynja is already out of bed and has conjured a bound sword, it’s best to just let her do her rounds until she is sure whatever woke her is gone or dead. Doing it for her is futile because she will come with you. Although she does not mind if you stay in bed and she investigates. No bound sword = okay to coax her back to bed.

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raspbeary:

requested!! its just some stuff ive learned idk dont trust me too much, i had the parts for this laying around for days and was too lazy to put text on it i also added a collage of some chests ive done last minute

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gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

ERBH MAKE THIS POSSIBLE, PLEASE!

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d0xy:

Farkas being tutored by Vilkas more like

"Brother, try to utilize your strength, you are capable of this! Keep the stance I showed you!"

-slashes target dummy, tackles it, wildly rips it out of ground and throws it-

They both watch as it flings and smacks Skjor in the back of the head, and knocks him down

Kodlak just claps

Thus brings to light how Skjor got the bald spot on the back his head.

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If Daria does manage to live to a ripe old age, she’s going to invest some money into a pimp came with a small sword hidden within. To her, being old means you’ve dealt with enough of life’s bullshit, t’hell if you’re gonna put up with some asshole’s shenanigans. By then her reputation would be known across Skyrim. Any aspiring thief trying to steal from her wouldn’t make it back to the guild in one piece and have difficulty picking locks for the rest of their careers.

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sagansense:

This is just too good not to share…for the production value and music, if anything…

Pastor John Hagee of Texas’ Cornerstone (Mega)Church has not only written a book entitled 'Four Blood Moons: Something Is About To Change' (if that's not vague enough for you), he’s airing a LIVE TELEVISION EVENT ON TUESDAY, APRIL 15TH which will reveal "direct connections between four upcoming blood-moon eclipses and what they portend for Israel and all of humankind."

From the article from (coincidentally) CrooksAndLiars:

"Is this the end of the age?" Hagee asked during a recent sermon, before quoting Acts 2:19-20: "And I will show wonders in Heaven above and signs in the Earth beneath, the sun shall be turned into darkness and the moon into blood before the coming of the great and awesome day of the Lord."

"I believe that the heavens are God’s billboard, that he has been sending signals to planet Earth," he explained. "God is literally screaming at the world, ‘I’m coming soon.’"

Hagee predicted that the four eclipses were signaling a "world-shaking event that will happen between April 2014 and October 2015."

"God sends plant Earth a signal that something big is about to happen! He’s controlling the Sun and the moon right now to send our generation a signal, but the question is, are we getting it?"

You just can’t make this shit up. Oh wait. According to that whole “religious freedom” thing…YOU CAN.

I’ve seen a few “blood moons” over the years. If they mean what I think Christianity says they mean, their god would’ve already come and gone a long time ago. Not only can a red moon be caused by an eclipse, it can be caused by pollution as well. There’s nothing supernatural about it. It means nothing except how the sun’s light that’s reflected by the moon is viewed on earth. Much like how Photoshop filters can change how an image looks. The moon reflects light, it does not make any of it’s own. If people believe otherwise, they’re probably gullible enough to believe what scam artists like John Hagee are trying to sell as “the truth” so they can turn a profit.

Don’t listen to John Hagee and people like him, their full of hot air and bullshit. Even the scripture they so fervently cling to warns about false prophets and prophets who con people out of their money in the name of their god. Their Jesus would’ve whipped the shit out of them (John 2:13 - 2:16). Don’t give televangelists your money.

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sir-brandothan:

How Frozen Should Have Ended

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Thrynn: Hey, hey! I wanna talk to you. Now!

Me whenever I have one of my characters joining the Thieves Guild: Yes sir! Right away sir! Private Cut Purse reporting for duty, sir!

I can imagine Daria standing at attention and Thrynn’s all “WTF is with this chick?” You can thank Merle for that. He taught her if you want to know how well a person can handle you, act balls off the wall loony to see how they react. If they don’t freak out and head for the hills, they’re golden.

Daria did this a lot to Argis the Bulwark as they grew closer together. The further along their relationship got, the crazier the antics. It was her way of saying “are you sure you want to get with this? Are you abso-fucking-lutely positive? Escape the madness that is me while you still can. Why are you still here? The fuck did I just say? Alright, but don’t say I didn’t warn you.”

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